mercurialhero:

favcurite:

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          for characters from fantasy or historical settings.
          send a symbol to see what my muse would be like in the present day. 

                  ►   Netflix
                  _{what does their Netflix queue look like? if Netflix has all the TV & Movies!}

                  ♪    Playlist
                    _{random five songs from their favourites playlist.} 

                  👏   Dream
                      _{what is their aspiration?}

                   👓   Education
                      _{top 3 subjects, worst 3 subject. what was their ‘clique stereotype’?}

                  ♚   Resume
                      _{what is their occupational history?}

                  ☒   Criminal Record
                    _{do they have one? what did they do? their mugshot.}

                  ☺   Online Profile
                      _{top five sites, example tweet, what would their tumblr be like?}

                  ✞    Beliefs
                      _{what is their religion, political leaning & what would they advocate for?}

                  🎧   Gaming
                     _{top 3 games, favourite game genre. are they any good?}

                  ✎   Books
                      _{their five favourite books. what type of story do they like?}

                  ✈   Travel
                   _{good driver? how do they get to work? been abroad?}

                  ✿   Home
                      _{what does their home look like; and their bedroom?}

                  ☕   Coffee Shop
                      _{what would they order from a coffee shop or cafe?}

                  웃   Wardrobe
                      _{what is their style label? 5 examples of their clothing.}

Muse skillset symbol meme

ask-meme-addicts:

_{^{Send an emoji to learn how good/bad my muse is at that particular skill!}}

• 💋 _{^{— kissing}}
  
• 💄 _{^{— makeup}}
• 👾 _{^{— video games}}
• 🎵 _{^{— singing}}
• 💃 _{^{— dancing}}
• 🎹 _{^{— playing an instrument}}
• 🌷 _{^{— taking care of living things}}
• 🌲 _{^{— surviving in the wilderness}}
• 👊 _{^{— fighting}}
• 😇 _{^{— following rules}}
• 🍳 _{^{— cooking}}
• 🍼 _{^{— taking care of children}}
• 🎁 _{^{— giving presents to others}}
• 🎉 _{^{— hosting parties}}
• 💌 _{^{— romance/flirting}}
• 🎨 _{^{— art}}
• 🍀 _{^{— luck}}
• ⚽️  _{^{— sports}}
• 🏊 _{^{— swimming}}
• 🚗 _{^{— driving}}
• 🔮 _{^{— magic}}
• 🔎 _{^{— investigating}}
• 🔫 _{^{— long range weapons}}
• 💣 _{^{— explosives}}
  
• 🔪 _{^{— melee weapons}}
• 🔬 _{^{— scientific pursuits}}
• 🚿 _{^{— hygiene}}
• 💰 _{^{— finance}}
• 🌍 _{^{— knowledge of the world}}
• 👻 _{^{— communing with the paranormal}}
• 📚 _{^{— reading}}
• 🔧 _{^{— engineering/mechanics}}
• ⌛️ _{^{— time management}}
• 📥 _{^{— organization}}
• 🍺 _{^{— alcohol tolerance}}
• 🚴 _{^{— riding a bike}}
• 🎭 _{^{— performance art/acting}}
• ⚓️ _{^{— sailing}}
• ➗ _{^{— mathematics}}

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cassettetaped:

roleplaymmemes:

shit i say — sentence starters

juxtapositiion:

i decided to make a meme out of all the shit i say regularly. enjoy!

GENERAL SHIT. 

• ❝ I’M GONNA MCFREAKING LOSE MY MIND. ❞
  
• ❝ I’m going to shove an entire baseball bat down my throat and smash my insides. ❞
  
• ❝ *aggressive finger guns* ❞
  
• ❝ *high pitched screeching* ❞
  
• ❝ That’s where you’re right, kiddo. ❞
  
• ❝ I AM THE ONE THAT WEIGHS A TON DON’T NEED A GUN— ❞
  
• ❝ HECK. ❞
• ❝ GOTTA FUCKING BLAST. ❞
  
• ❝ That’s my cue to blast outta here. ❞
  
• ❝ GOT ME MOTHERFUCKING MCSHOOK. ❞
  
• ❝ Thoroughly shooken. ❞
  
• ❝ LISTEN— ❞ 
• ❝ Trust me, I’m a professional. ❞
  
• ❝ I’m gonna throw myself off of a fucking bridge. ❞
• ❝ I’m convinced I was a cat in a past life. ❞
• ❝ Inject caffeine directly into my veins, please. ❞
• ❝ I literally have a ‘white people voice’ for when I’m being polite. ❞
  
• ❝ I sound like a fucking twelve year old. ❞
• ❝ I got a tiny ass head. It’s like a fucking golf ball. ❞
  

BITTER SHIT.

• ❝ _____ is the literal bane of my existence. ❞
  
• ❝ I hate you. …I’m kidding. ❞
  
• ❝ Yeah, well, he’s/she’s/they’re a manipulative cunt, so. ❞
  
• ❝ I’m gonna punch you in the fucking mouth. ❞
  
• ❝ I’m small and bitter like an espresso. ❞
  
• ❝ I am Denatonium benzoate, aka the most bitter substance on the planet. ❞
  
• ❝ *facepalm* ❞
  
• ❝ *frustrated groaning* ❞
  
• ❝ I hate _____ with every fiber of my being. ❞
  
• ❝ I will kick your fucking ass. ❞
  
• ❝ Don’t you fucking dare. ❞
  
• ❝ I get it, I’m fucking short. ❞
  

LOVEY SHIT.

• ❝ You mean a lot to me. Like, seriously, a fucking lot. ❞
  
• ❝ I do it because I love you. ❞
• ❝ *fondly* Fucking nerd. ❞
  
• ❝ *fondly* Dumbass. ❞
• ❝ You are my absolute favorite person. ❞
  
• ❝ *heart eyes* ❞
  
• ❝ Don’t even fucking think about leaving without giving me a hug. ❞
  
• ❝ *whining noises and grabby hands* ❞
  
• ❝ There he/she/they go(es), the love of my life. ❞
  
• ❝ It’s literally unfair how attractive he/she/they is/are. ❞
  
• ❝ Look at how pretty he/she/they is/are, I’m gonna fucking cry. ❞
  
• ❝ I just wanna smooch his/her/their face. ❞
  
• ❝ JUST LOOK AT HIM/HER/THEM! I’M GONNA SCREAM. ❞
  

MOM-FRIEND SHIT.

• ❝ I am mom-friend. ❞
  
• ❝ You best not be fucking texting and driving. ❞
  
• ❝ Do you want ____? ❞
  
• ❝ Please don’t do that, you’re worrying me. ❞
  
• ❝ Listen, my job is to make sure everyone else is okay. ❞
  
• ❝ ‘Drink water kids!’ I say as I am severely dehydrated. ❞
  
• ❝ ____, that’s not good. ❞
• ❝ Who do I have to fucking fight? ❞ 

ANGSTY SHIT.

• ❝ I hate myself with every fiber of my being. ❞
  
• ❝ I’m just really fucking scared. ❞
  
• ❝ I’m sorry that I love you. ❞
  
• ❝ I’m sorry that I’m like this. ❞
  
• ❝ What’s wrong with me? ❞
  
• ❝ God, this happens every fucking time. ❞
  
• ❝ I loved her/him/them. And she/he/they fucking abandoned me. ❞
• ❝ I don’t know what I’m doing. ❞
• ❝ Why the fuck am I crying? ❞
• ❝ I’m getting bad again. ❞
• ❝ It’s like everything goes in one ear, out the other with you. ❞
• ❝ I’ve told you time and fucking time again that it makes me feel like shit, and yet you still do it. ❞
• ❝ I look and feel like absolute shit. ❞
• ❝ It’s nothing, I’m fine. ❞
  

SLEEPY SHIT.

• ❝ I’m so fucking exhausted. ❞
  
• ❝ I really wanna just sleep. ❞
  
• ❝ I need to just sleep for like 17 years. ❞
• ❝ I could literally fall asleep anywhere. ❞
• ❝ I’m gonna pass out in the middle of the hallway. ❞
• ❝ I’m already fucking tired. ❞
• ❝ If I sit still in one place for like 30 minutes, I will fall asleep. ❞
• ❝ Can I just nap instead? ❞
  

TAG DROP 1.